Tag: Robert Gsellman

Trea Turner Is A Huge Pain In The Ass
Updated:First off, let me lead off by cursing the San Diego Padres for trading Trea Turner to the Nationals back…
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Is It Too Late To Get The Best of Andrew Miller?
Updated:As we cut through the underbrush of the off-season with a machete, we find a little nugget from Jon Paul…
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Mike’s Mets Player Review Series: Robert Gsellman
Updated:Now that the 2018 season is over for the New York Mets, we have been looking back at the year…
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New York Mets 2018 Season In Review: Bullpen
Now that the New York Mets’ 2018 season is over, we are going to take a look at the year…
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New York Mets Shut Down Seth Lugo, Robert Gsellman For Rest of Year
Updated:If you’re going out to Citi Field over the next two days, you won’t catch a glimpse of the New…
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#40forCy?
You know Jason, you’re kinda belittling Jacob deGrom’s final game of the season by just waltzing in with your 57…
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A Gassed Bullpen and a Jogging Leader
Updated:First off, kudos to Noah Syndergaard, who powered through six shutout innings even though he was sick as a dog…
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Jake King Cole Slawed
After the latest Jacob deGrom loss in which the bats once again decided to take a vacation, it’s easy to say…
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New York Mets Play .500 Ball In Meaningless August
Updated:The 2018 season is starting to wind down, and for the New York Mets there is just one month left…
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Ponzi Schemes, Insurance Fraud, And Apple Martinis
So let’s review this David Wright nonsense that happened today, shall we? Mickey Callaway said David Wright has not been…
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We’re Number Four (Sad Trombone Music)
No, no … really. I’m happy the Mets won. Better draft pick? We’re drafting under slot anyway. Noah Syndergaard made…
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This Isn’t Norweigan, This Is Flushing
This was the first game in a long, long time that felt like the Mets were … at least at…
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8/5/18 Game Preview: Atlanta Braves at New York Mets
Updated:Hey, the Mets won last night! Why not rejoice and double down with another Mets game against Atlanta? This time,…
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Noah’s New Arc
It’s tough to quantify what the presence of Noah Syndergaard would have done to a team that went 12-32 in…
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Maybe The Mets Are Brunch People
When you watch games where the team you love is nowhere near the pennant race, you’re always looking for interesting…
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Moments And Limits
At 2;30 in the morning, it’s hard to really have an opinion on all the twists and turns that happen…
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The Sun Shines On A Stopped Clock Twice A Day
Okay, maybe I got my metaphors mixed, but the Mets scored five runs!!! Yeah, but did they win? Fair question….
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Building a Sandcastle in a War Zone
Seth Lugo was in an impossible situation. Make the start for Noah Syndergaard … against the Yankees, and Luis Severino…
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Luke Has No Father In Flushing
My wife turned to me at the game tonight and asked me a very interesting question. “Do you miss yelling…
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It’s Either Madness Or Finger Licks
It’s getting tiring pouring over Mets losses to find hidden gems. “Hey Zack Wheeler looked good” was a significant diamond…
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The Devil Brings Ice Cream, Jason Vargas Brings Temptation
They say the devil shows up at your door when you are most vulnerable. When a Mets fan is most…
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Redefining Insanity Again And Again
Updated:First off, it’s fair to say that this is all Rob Drake’s fault. Robert Gsellman’s 3-1 pitch to Jesus Aguilar…
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Milwaukee Gives Us Swiss Cheese Too
Even with a 3-0 lead after the top of the first inning, this game was doomed from the start. With…
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The Revolution Is Here … And the Mets Are Copying it From The Rays
Updated:Like ‘Till Tuesday opening for Daryl Hall and John Oates, Alice in Chains opening for Van Halen, and Sergio Romo…
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Holy Hansel Robles!!!
Even when the Mets were down 3-2 in the ninth inning, it had been a very good ballgame up until…
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Noah Syndergaard Delivers Dominant Turn As New York Mets Sweep Arizona Diamondbacks
For most of the early going, Noah Syndergaard has been a solid pitcher for the New York Mets. Syndergaard entered…
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Saint Patrick
Updated:The Reds were 8-26 heading into Monday night. And the Mets ended up in a titanic death struggle against them….
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Can You Designate An Entire Lineup For Assignment?
I told y’all not to get to your seats late on Saturday. Little did I know that the first inning…
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deGone
Well, April was fun. May however, has taken the fun level down to somewhere between root canal and the DMV….
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