Articles by Alan Draper (245814)

You Can’t Spell U$C Without $CUM
Sorry about the lack of info everyone! I will have some pieces put together soon however. The recruiting news and…
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Joey Crawford Ejected. . .
Joey Crawford ejected the Earth for spinning too much on its axis because he doesn’t have any hair to let…
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Today, everyone is a Hokie
I would like to first comment on the tragedy the beset Virginia Tech today. VaTech was always Purdue’s academic rival,…
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Is Vince Jinxed?
Let me start by saying I’m not superstitious and don’t believe in jinxes. I wasn’t worried about anything bad happening…
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MLB Preview: AL East
Finally, it’s time for the last division preview, and it’s ESPNs favorite division, the AL East. The Red Sox and…
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They’re Gonna Give It A Shot
Looks like the Red Sox and Angels will play today, despite the looming threat of bad weather. With an expected…
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Cuban paying off the Refs?
Well the Spurs lost a somewhat meaningless game today against the Mavs but every Spurs fan is talking about Duncan…
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Mini Pony of the Day 4-15-07
In honor (its not really an honor, but you get the point) of the Pens losing, I give you something…
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Pens Forget To Play 2nd Period, Lose Game 3
Remember yesterday’s game? Despite taking place merely a day ago, the Pens forgot everything they learned in game 2, and…
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04/16: Please No Rain
APRIL 16TH, 2007 GAME THREAD Ervin Santana (1-1, 6.35) @ Josh Beckett (2-0, 1.50) Los Angeles Angels (6-6) @ Boston…
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Checking Up On The Offense
With all of the attention directed towards the pitching staff (and rightfully so), the Red Sox offense needs to be…
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Cards figure out Sheets in finale
The Cardinals won the finale of their series Sunday, breaking even at 1-1 on the 2-game series, handing Ben Sheets…
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Pens Win, Even Series Up At 1
What a game! After scoring on their first shot of the game, the Penguins lost the lead on 2 separate…
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Top 5 KG Moments: A Double Feature
I got stuck with call at the hospital yesterday, so I wasn’t able to post KG moment #3. So today,…
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“One hit? That’s all we got, one god damned hit?”
This is why I love the Cleveland Indians. They led off the game with a Grady Sizemore double, then never…
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Spring is Over – Thank God
Sure sounds as though yesterday’s scrimmage ended with the offense going out of spring like a lamb. Brink was 7-for-12…
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Angels v. Red Sox
Angels v Red Sox (Game 3 of 4) Santana v. Beckett Things are not looking good for the Halos as…
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Mo’ Rainout Blues
Another day without baseball, another run down of the Red Sox to this point. Stat geeks rejoice! The Red Sox…
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How many of these 98.6 degree bodies did YOU hear of?
DT Marcus Bell, DB Michael Stone, QB Anthony Wright, K Marc Hickok, P Cory Ohnesorge. WTF are these people? I’ll…
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Dropping A Little Knowledge
Just had to share with you guys a great post from NDNation. I had to laugh, vomit, and pee… it…
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Crew takes first from Cards, 3-2
One of the Cardinals’ World Series heroes from last year had a great night in St. Louis last night…but, this…
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Oden’s not a Celtic yet!….plus, the Cavs make it a two-game season
First of all, let me start with Greg Oden…..hold the phones, he’s not going pro just yet. He still may…
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Former UCONN Players in the NBA Week 24
Here is the twenty fourth installment of the former UCONN players in the NBA. Read more about this after the…
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1-0. Sweet!
The Pens just scored! I took this picture right as Ryan Whitney was shooting on the power play! 1-0 Pens….
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Mini Pony of the Day 4-14-07
This lady is the luckiest. She is not only surrounded by mini ponies, but she is also surrounded by the…
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MLB Preview: AL Central
It’s been. admittedly, some time since I referred back to the MLB preview. I intend to have them done on…
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Barry Bonds Shows No Respect For Ruth’s Records
Several important happenings from last night’s Pirate’s travesty. The Giants, who many experts picked to finish last in the NL…
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Mini Pony of the Day 4-13-07
Yes! The Mini Pony of the Day is in honor of warm weather and springtime. Pittsburgh is struggling to leave…
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