Articles by Alan Draper (245814)
BOOM! Casey Blake is clutch!
The Indians just won a huge game against Detroit. Casey Blake blasted a pitch into the left field bleachers to…
Read moreHeadbutts And Groin Kicks…Post-Michigan
Only one headbutt goes out this week for the Michigan game; Jimmy Clausen. He took an ass whooping the likes…
Read moreTank Johnson Coming to Dallas
Looks like the Cowboys are doing their due diligence and are bringing former Bears DT Tank Johnson into Dallas this…
Read moreFrom The Mind Of $crot
– I welcome a new member of the Subway Domer team, $crot. He will be providing a weekly commentary of…
Read moreBarry Bonds: You Decide
Fashion designer Marc Ecko has purchased Barry Bonds record breaking 756th Home Run ball for roughly $750,000. Yawn, right? Maybe,…
Read moreBREAKING NEWS: Mike Tirico and Steven A. Smith to replace Dan Patrick
ESPN has just announced that starting Thursday, Mike Tirico and Steven A. Smith will host separate shows in the timeslot…
Read moreRattle Gator Arms, Win the Game
Its as simple as that. Its a proven fact that Rex Grossman chokes under the big lights. I’m sure he’s…
Read more2007-08 Preseason Foreplay: Ottawa Senators
Those are some serious costumes.Flickr Quick hits Please dear citizens, do not confuse the new Sens logo with the Trojan…
Read morePrimetime & Late Night Viewing Picks
Red Sox at Toronto – NESN, 7 p.m.Prison Break (season premiere) – Fox, 8 p.m.Monday Night Football/Washington at Philadelphia –…
Read moreOnto the Conference
Happy Monday, Cougar Nation. Hope you are all still basking in the glow of the 45-28 who-cares-fest that was Saturday…
Read moreLeave Kevin McHale Alone!
How ****ing dare anyone out there make fun of Kevin McHale. HE’S BEEN GOING THROUGH HARD TIMES! He struggled through the…
Read moreMonday Afternoon Stuff
Let’s give you some links on this Monday afternoon. Starting with the Capital Times from Wisconsin, Jeff Richgels writes that…
Read moreFixing the NHL — Can We At Least Market the Darned Thing?
Just some food-for-thought for you on Monday afternoon. I had a short, albeit interesting discussion in my marketing class this…
Read moreWhat to do about Geoff Jenkins?
One of the biggest questions this off-season for Brewers GM Doug Melvin will be determining the status of Geoff Jenkins…
Read moreIf You’re Going to Baton Rouge…
I don’t know where this story came from. I have been told it was originally posted on an Auburn message…
Read moreFour more years for Jeff Fisher
The Titans have reportedly agreed to a four-year extension with coach Jeff Fisher. An official announcement is expected later today….
Read more9/17: Get Back on the Horse
September 16th, 2007 GAME THREAD Boston Red Sox (90-60) @ Toronto Blue Jays (74-75) Tim Wakefield, RHP (16-10, 4.68) @…
Read moreThe Ballad of Leon Hall
Prior to last year’s Ohio State-Michigan game, I heard a lot of stories about how Leon Hall can “shut down…
Read moreReflections on Titans vs Colts
It’s a little unusual when a game goes pretty much as expected, but that was my experience in Sunday’s Titans-Colts…
Read moreMini Pony of the Day 9-17-07 [Larry Brown]
This mini pony kicks ass because it has a sort of confused look on its face. It’s kind of asking…
Read morePSaMP’s Halfie Birthday Extravaganza: Larry Brown Sports
(To commemorate the 6 month anniversary of PSaMP, I invited some of my favorite bloggers to take over PSaMP for…
Read moreCounting Down to Opening Night: In 12 Days…
…it will be Duck hunting season. No, not these Ducks: These Ducks: _uacct = “UA-1868762-1”; urchinTracker();
Read moreFirst Round Pick to Play in Bear Costume
According to the Patriot News, Capitals 2006 first round pick Nicklas Backstrom may start the season playing in a bear…
Read moreKeep On Truckin
The Red Sox had a golden opportunity to accomplish two important goals tonight. One, they could have gotten to the…
Read moreWill anyone win the Big Ten this year?
Ah the Big Ten. Is it as bad as people think? Well, yes. After this past week, I think we…
Read more2007-08 Preseason Foreplay: New York Rangers
It’s always funny when Mark Messier screams like a little girl. Quick hits The Rangers and Sean Avery have been…
Read moreVideos of the Week – College Football
Well, this is college football season so why not give you some old college football opens from the various networks?…
Read moreTwo bagger: Pack 35 Gmen 13
You need two bags for this one… the first is to vomit into and the second one is to put…
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