Yankees Find Shirt, Hank Proves He is a Dumbass Again

The Red Sox shirt buried in the New Yankee Stadium has been found after feverish digging by workers. Two workers ratted out the location of the Ortiz jersey, they will hold an “extraction ceremony” today. I thought the shirt did not exist but now that it does Dumbass Hank said the following about Gino Castignoli: “I hope his coworkers kick the shit out of him.”

Gino responded by telling the NY Post: “Tell Hank he can come meet me if he wants to try – and tell him to bring [catcher Jorge] Posada, because he’s the one Yankee I can’t stand.“

Note to Dumbass Hank: The Post reported that Gino Catignoli pleaded guilty to being part of a $40 million illegal gambling operation with ties to the Gambino crime family. Nice Job on threatening a mob guy, you may now end up swimming with the fishes.

I for one believe the shirt had a curse on Papi’s bat so now that it is removed Ortiz will hit a homer against the Yanks today.