Now, if you are like the rest of red blooded America, you are probably going to have more than enough to drink at the Super Bowl, but let me illustrate what makes this VDGOW so ingenius. A) It’s on Wednesday, which means plenty of recovery time. B) it features Montreal, who is so non-American they barely want to be Canadian.
DRINK
… every time somone tries to stupidly “Franglish” some phrase. Le puck! Le Goal! Hilarious! What you should do, in honor of the Canadiens is replace all A’s with E’s, If you don’t like this rule, you ere en esshole.
… the entire time Carey Price is fellated by the announce crew. (of course, this is probably an NESN crew, so he probably won’t be Just chug.)
… If Andrew Ference is traded mid-game. It’s been 5 years since he was last moved! It’s bound to happen soon!
… If Daniel Paille shoots. What? I’ve run out of jokes.
Drining Player of the week: David Krejci!
And of course, now a look at what we can learn from the ladies at Talk-Sports!
– He is definitely single!
– He has great chemistry with Milan Lucic, though, so who needs a lady?
– David Kejci looks like Jon Heder, apparently. I never thought there would be a professional athlete compared to Napoleon Dynamite, but here we are.
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