And now, a reenactment of my adventures in southern California. The scene? A hotel bar in Anaheim. It was late. Based extremely loosely on real events.
Enforcers friend #1 (From Phoenix): Why are there so many people wearing Vancouver Canucks stuff here?
Friend #2: Maybe the Canucks played the Ducks or some–
Enforcer (lubed on hotel whiskey): GAAA CANUCKS GO HOME I HATE YOU SO MUCH
Canucks fans: Oh, but we rather like your state, that’s a pity! We’re leaving tomorrow!
Enforcer: Oh… I’m… I’m not from California.
Canucks fans: But then why do you hate us for being here?
Enforcer: I just… just…. I HATE THE CANUCKS
Canucks: Oh! Silly us! You were talking about the team! Well, we’re all entitled to our own opinion.
Enforcer: STOP BEING SO F*KING LIKEABLE!
Friends: Let’s go to bed, kiddo
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