–
– Jon not being an idiot and finally getting his camera to work.
– Sweet, sweet Natino Hortontine goal with the assist from Doug Hamilton.
– Bergeron channeling the powers of Quailman. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
Hey Julien, you know what Bergeron needs after that goal?
– Brad Marchand and his HOT HOT HANDS!
– Horton's sweet mother fudging redirect in the third. Whenever Horton scores we feel like we have to…
– P.K.!
No, not that one!
–
–
– Bruins being beasts in the third period again.
– Steven Stamkos. He's a cheater. He used the god code when he was drafted and never looked back. Jerk.
– DAMN YOU CORY GONCHARACHER!
If you don't get the joke it means you didn't watch the DOY Pregame Show. Jerk. A pox upon your house, upon your familiy and anyone you've ever known and anyone you'll ever meet!
– The Bruins love of blowing two goal leads.
– The Bruins love of leaving the opposing team's best scorers wide open near the net.
– Rough game for lil Dougie. His best friend Mosquito Valentine will probably give him a very homoerotic hug to make him feel better.
– The day Doug moved to ABC and became awful.
– Patty Mayonnaise being such a cock tease all the time. Poor Doug.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yak6Nt3uknA?list=PLD734A95C06802E8C
–
– How long until Seguin's sister sues Jon for slander?
– Who do we talk to about getting Doug back on the air?
– Will the Beets ever reunite for one last tour?
– Where can we buy these?!?!
– How excited are you that we are ending this recap with this?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WBgCngbbbOQ?rel=0
Add The Sports Daily to your Google News Feed!
