The Minnesota Vikings put together a top list of player celebrations from 2014 recently, and assembled them all in a video. Firstly, that’s kind of cool. This is the quirky and fun stuff that other sports teams and leagues do all the time, and the NFL punches in the mouth with an iron fist usually. So, nice! Way to not suck AS much, NFL!
Secondly, and more egregious, how the FUCK do you not put in Christian Ponder’s gun fingers??! … Oh, right.
Anyway, watch this video quick:
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iddcsMYdvlk]Now, some notes.
– If I ever have to see Matt Asiata celebrate anything ever again, I’ll shoot my dick off.
– Spiking the football is *not* a celebration, by the way. It’s a lazy explosion of passion.
– Everson Griffen could dance on my grave, if he really wanted to.
– Does Shariff Floyd know that he’s not in Florida anymore? We don’t have any gators up here, bro.
– If Chad Greenway is not re-signed by the team solely based on the fact that he celebrates by karating kicking the air, then I would have no problem with that decision.
– I actually like Robison’s “Big Catch” celebration. At least it’s unique and necessary.
– Wootton’s awful robot is easily the best celebration, and deserves top honors. You have to be questionably antisocial to openly do that.
– They didn’t even bother to show Jarius Wright’s “Peek-a-boo” celebration, which also may be tops on the team.
Now, all we need is a player who is willing to grab their dick while crossing the goal line ala Marshawn Lynch, and we could have the coolest team ever. Some day.
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