Articles by Alan Draper (245814)

BEATING THE RESER MONKEY

Well, congrats are in order to the Cougar defense for getting that RESER MONKEY off our backs (you Husky fans…

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We’re in Calumet, Oklahoma!!!!!

That’s right, the Ohio State Buckeyes are currently sitting pretty in the fine little town of Calumet, Oklahoma! Calumet’s total…

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At Least We Still Have Tailgating

In another lackluster peformance tonight, the UCONN football Huskies were spanked by the Bulls of South Florida tonight by the…

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What does $200 million dollars buy you?

What can you buy with $200 million dollars? For starters, you can buy 200 million jr bacon cheeseburgers. It also…

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Rednecks and Their BIG Decks

Mr “Cleveland, Ohio” Drew Carey going redneck on us. http://youtube.com/watch?v= ewotKgqKB3I[/youtube]

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Poor Kid

Here’s an idea for parents when it comes to naming your child. Don’t be like this idiot and name your…

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Almost Famous

About 3 and a half hours from kickoff today. It’s been a good day so far, and I don’t expect…

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Some observations from the playoffs

Well I will start out by saying this, I suck at predictions. First off, I had the Tigers losing in…

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Football Friday: Week 6

Well, we’ve reached the halfway point of the season. Win this weekend, and we are WELL on our way toward…

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Insert Beaver Joke Here

I had lots of tacky headlines dreamed up and decided to go the classy route. Which I have a hard…

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Funny Budweiser commercial

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Where are the Gamecock Club donors?

Anyone notice that the Former Morgan Stanley chairman and CEO Philip J. Purcell announced this past Thursday he was contributing…

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Week 6 AOL preview up, plus weekly picks

Check it out. If you are too lazy to click the link, Brinkhater has a good feel for it below….

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Looking At the Payroll

In 2006, the Red Sox’s payroll was about $127.79 million dollars, while the Yankees are at $199.01 million dollars. While…

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Dr. Brinkhater

Well, this week began my personal quest to become Dr. Brinkhater. Unfortunately for the Brinkhater army, this quest comes at…

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Two pieces of good news…..

Good News #1 – Over 6,000 people viewed “Iowa Had A Bad Day, Too” in just the first day it…

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Quick Note On The Oakland A

The Oakland Athletics have lose nine straight potential series clinching games since the start of 2000. The A??s will get…

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A Good Read for today – Is the ACC weak?

Saw this article on thestate.com and decided it was worthy to be posted here today. Do read it….it discusses the…

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Fire Brand Community’s 2006 Playoff Predictions

As predicted by you, me, and all the other commenters in Monday’s column, the Minnesota Twins will be the champions…

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Iowa Had A Bad Day, Too

As requested, here is my newest YouTube creation. Am I “just being mean”? Maybe. Does it “just about sum things…

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Catharsis

After going to the Twins game today, especially after the way the season ended, I was brought down hard. I’m…

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I Hope Frank Thomas Threw Out His Hip Trotting Around the Bases

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Major League Baseball Playoff Predictions

Ok people, it is that time of the year where the MLB playoffs take over all of your shows on…

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“Bad Day” remix??? YES!

Some of you recognize my video work, especially this classic, called “Texas Had A Bad Day”. Around The Oval said…

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Are we 11-0 already???

I said it in my last post, but now I’d like to discuss it….can we consider ourselves 11-0 right now?…

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Playoff Power Rankings

For baseball fans, October is the greatest month of the year. The year when the playoffs begin, the ultimate march…

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Careful when you call 911 in clemson…

If you call 911 in clemson on gameday, be careful who treats you. This is a interesting idea and takes…

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Two Coaches Wave Adieu To Boston

Pitching coach Dave Wallace and hitting coach Ron Jackson will not be back with the club next year. (link) (Fire…

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Monday Water Cooler Talk….

Interesting Spurrier Quotes… “I don’t want our fans to boo, but please don’t clap when we come close,” Spurrier told…

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