Articles by Alan Draper (245814)

Pregame Headbutts And Groin Kicks… Skunkbear Edition

Here are our headbutts and groin kicks for those stupid Skunkbears. Remember always, MICHIGAN SUCKS! Headbutts John Sullivan, Dan Wenger,…

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Fanatic: The 10 Things All Sports Fans Should Do Before They Die: Interview with author Jim Gorant

Today, I bring you an interview with author Jim Gorant of Fanatic: The 10 Things All Sports Fans Should Do…

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Pathetic

In the country’s most popular sport, sellouts are routine for most franchises. One team has a home game with another…

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QB Dan Marino Freaks Out!

Dan Marino freaks out on TV after stumbling over his words.  I love the reactions from the other hosts! {youtube}qa9LNPwZIGA{/youtube}…

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The Thursday Morning Links

Time for links today. Holly Sanders of the New York Post notes that the NFL won the Sunday ratings in…

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Wolves Updates 9/13 Part 2

Mike Trudell/Timberwolves site chats with Corey Brewer.   Yanni Andreopoulos/NBA.com breaks down the preseason Wolves/Celtics matchup and the preseason Wolves/Efes…

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Spygate

Either today or tomorrow the NFL will report its findings: the Patriots were videotaping the Jets’ defensive signals. What now…

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Please God. Let Chad Johnson do this. Please.

This just in from the NFL. Chad Johnson is still a jackass. But this time, it might get him the…

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Red Sox vs. Yankees Preview

By Daniel Rathman. Zach asked me to fill in for him today, as he is celebrating the Jewish new year…

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Mr. Clutch is back and just in time for the Yankees series

With no walk-off homers all season long David Ortiz hit a two-run walk-off homerun off of Tampa Bay Devil Rays’…

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Latest Monday Morning Chrysler New Yorker EDIT

This is all I should have posted for the most recent MMCNY installment. Sorry for the successive Youtube-age, but I…

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Terry Bradshaw > Hank Williams Sr.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfw8acB7TVk&w=425&h=344] Every now and then, you just need to listen to Terry Bradshaw sing. I have an old 45 single…

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Wolves Updates 9/13

From Bill Simmons: When that Donaghy thing happened, everyone thought it would dominate the rest of the NBA’s offseason ……

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Roger Goodell to ban Patriots from NFL

Based upon the reaction from NFL fans as well as the national media you might expect to see the above…

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Cowboys Will Be Quite Prepared

When the schedule came out, I knew week two would be an interesting game. Its not just the Dolphins we’re…

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Crap that happens when it’s not Sunday

I’m driving home from work and I hear this clown-reporter from The Tennessean talking on ESPN 950 about how the…

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Primetime & Late Night Viewing Picks

Tampa Bay at Red Sox – NESN, 7 p.m.Atlanta at Mets – ESPN, 7 p.m.Cubs at Houston – WGN, 8…

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Wednesday Late Linkage

Time for a few links this afternoon. Newsday’s Neil Best wonders who will have the last laugh, ESPN’s Chris Mortensen…

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Mini Pony of the Day 9-12-07

“Sup, man?” “You scratch my back, I scratch yours?” “Done and done.”

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“I hate you” means never having to say you’re sorry

When is an apology not an apology? When it comes from Bill Belichick. We think this man is a great…

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The Financial State of the Wolves

I present this FAQ to everyone who finds themselves wondering about the state of the Timberwolves team salary, and just…

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Big Ten Bloggers Roundtable – Week 3

In case you’re new to The BBC, we’re proud members of the Big Ten Bloggers, a tight-knit group of bsome…

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Paw Prints – Replace Your Divot

The picture above was the common site at Saturday’s UCONN football game vs Maine. The grounds crew was out there…

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Crowning the Next Patrick Roy in Montreal

Has this guy left a curse on the nets in Montreal?Canadian Press In Montreal, or what can be affectionately referred…

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Turn-BLOW stumbles again in 7-4 loss to Bucs

Argh. The Brews tied the finale 4-4 in the 8th Wednesday afternoon in Pittsburgh, and a series win looked possible….

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Wolves Updates 9/12 Part 2

Laurence Farah/Timberwolves site chats with Al Jefferson about his new team.   From Daytona Beach News Jounal: Twelve of the…

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Ryan Succop Named SEC Special Teams Player of the Week

This week the SEC named Ryan Succop the SEC Special Teams Player of the Week, before you roll your eyes…

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2007-08 Preseason Foreplay: Washington Capitals

I think I found a nominee for the next ‘things that look odd, but actually did happen’ post.Art.com Quick hits…

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I go, Ugoh

Make sure to check out the excellent article in the FO’s Every Play Counts series breaking down every block that…

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