Jose Bautista Rocks the Canadian Tuxedo

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Urban Dictionary defines a “Canadian Tuxedo” as, simply, “an outfit consisting of a denim jacket and demin jeans”.

So, with that said, ladies and gentlemen…behold the majesty and splendor of Joey Bats!

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Now, I have no idea what Toronto Blue Jays star Jose Bautista is doing or who he is posing for, but I’m pretty sure the only thing missing from the slugger’s beautiful double denim fashion faux pas is a sweet mullet.

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