Please Get This Team a Towel

What. The. Feeeeck.

Only the #LOLCards could take a 8 inning gem and polish it right into a lump of coal. Only the #LOLCards can take the critical stretch of their season against 3 sub .500 teams and lay down like a 14 year-old dog. Only the #LOLCards could cash their checks on Friday with a straight face.

The applebags on this bunch are small, my friends. Tiny.

TLR doesn’t go unscathed tonight either. The mopped headed menace to common sense doesn’t let veteran leader Chris Carpenter finish what he started, instead going to a 400 year old Rhodes and rookie. You know, because Carpenter wouldn’t know anything about getting Aaron Miles out, right?

It’s time Johnny Mo. Do the right thing. Throw in the damn towel.


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