Ramsey Bolton Death Pool Pre-“Bastard Bowl” by @rdotdeuce

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Ramsey Bolton Death Pool Pre-

As you’re quite aware, Joe is a huge Game of Thrones fan. I am as well – and I figured with Sunday’s episode titled “Battle of the Bastards”, it’d be a good time to mix two loves – my love of GoT and the classic board game Clue prior to the battle between Jon Snow’s folk and Ramsay (Snow) Bolton. So, I took to twitter to ask what, Clue style, folks thought would happen to Ramsey. The results were fun to read:

Very poetic justice-y. My only question would be who is around that would go for the inspired reversal of how Ramsey killed his stepmother and brother? Though I’m sure there are enough folk in Winterfell that could drop that knowledge on Jon and company.

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Sansa getting the honors would be very apropos – especially if she can share a few parting words as Ramsay gurgles his way out of existence. And that would finally put a pin in the arc of “Sansa Stark, forever in distress” which she’s been mired in since what, 2 seasons ago?

Littlefinger being able to “avenge” the mistake of sending Sansa would be a fun scenario for two purposes: first, in true Littlefinger fashion it’s a very public thing he can take credit for and still play many sides politically. It would also make for an awkward moment should Sansa have issues with the fact Littlefinger robbed her of the chance to do it as well.

Nice. If Rickon (or whatever’s left of him, it’s Ramsay after all) has the ability to pull that off I’m going to wonder why Arya spent 1.5 seasons in the house of black and white learning to a future main character in the Assassin’s Creed series.

Brutal. Again, another case of Ramsey having done to him what he’s done to someone else. But Michael goes IN with the whole genital assault. Very Game of Thrones-y, but if have to see another mutilation on TV I might need a sick bag.

This was almost my pick, if I had a say. And it would be a great tie in from last week, Arya saying she’s going “home”. Heading to Winterfell in full ninja mode she could find out that Bolton holds it, which logically she can then put him on the list and attempt to wreck stuff upon arrival. Personally, I think Sansa is going to use her newfound power to infiltrate King’s Landing and get a name off that list. But that’s for another time…

And of course – this is perhaps the option we should anticipate. A character so decrepit, so evil, so infuriating…will most likely find a way to live another day, even if the Boltons were to lose. Good on you UG.

Any other crazy thoughts of what can happen? Fire em at me (@rdotdeuce) or Joe (@buffalowins). Valar Morghulis

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