***Welcome to the official Chatroom of the Pittsburgh Penguins!***
Bylsma_Nowewillnotletyougo: Good news, everyone! Sid’s skating and practicing hard with the team again!
Fleruy_Avec_Sprinkles: WOOO! He will play in playoffs soon, non?
Bylsma_Nowewillnotletyougo: Well, he’ll probably miss round one. But he can still skate, even if he’s not totally clear for contact yet.
Fleruy_Avec_Sprinkles: Ah, poop.
ToThaMAXXX69: Is he still having concussion symptoms?
Bylsma_Nowewillnotletyougo: Nobody’s really saying anything on that front.
Staalboy_11: What a pusswad.
Fleruy_Avec_Sprinkles: How can you say such thing about your captain and buddy?
ToThaMAXXX69: Yeah! He is ok guy, even when he is not acting like superstar.
Staalboy_11: Dude, I broke my foot or some shit, and I’m here. And Sid’s not exactly a Faberge egg. Something ain’t right here.
Fleruy_Avec_Sprinkles: This is kinda weird. Maybe we need to find out what happened and how Sid is feeling.
***Later, at Sidney Crosby’s place!***
Staalboy_11: /knocks
Staalboy_11: Sid, open up! It’s Jordan, Flower, and Max.
Sidney_NOT_Kidney: Go away.
ToThaMAXXX69: But Sid, we miss you!
Fleruy_Avec_Sprinkles: And I made cupcakes!
Sidney_NOT_Kidney: Why are you guys here? Shouldn’t you be preparing to play the Lightning? I hear they’re pretty good this year.
Staalboy_11: We’re worried about you, dude. You practically drop off the face of the Earth and then you hardly talk to anybody outside of practice. What gives?
Sidney_NOT_Kidney: Trust me, you don’t want to know. Now go away!
Fleruy_Avec_Sprinkles: But I made these cupcakes just for you! And Max keeps eating them!
ToThaMAXXX69: They are such good cupcakes!
Staalboy_11: Max, if you get fat from all those cupcakes, the BMW girl won’t want to go out with you.
ToThaMAXXX69: …
ToThaMAXXX69: Worth it.
Staalboy_11: Sid, we really want to help you out!
Fleruy_Avec_Sprinkles: We wouldn’t be here if we didn’t care! You can trust us!
Sidney_NOT_Kidney: You guys, I just…I do appreciate your concern and why you’re here.
Fleruy_Avec_Sprinkles: MAX! Stop eating Sid’s cupcakes!
ToThaMAXXX69: Stop making them taste so good!
Sidney_NOT_Kidney: Guys, the concussion gave me a lot of time to think. I started wondering what else I could do. I have a Stanley Cup ring, a gold medal I won on home soil, all kinds of records, and I’m not even 24 yet. What if I’ve already peaked? If I’m over, than what’s the point of even trying anymore?
Staalboy_11: That’s why you’ve been a mopey emokid?
ToThaMAXXX69: Mmmfmm?
Fleruy_Avec_Sprinkles: Sid, that’s why we’re here! We’re you team for you! Tout le way!
Sidney_NOT_Kidney: But what more can I do with myself?
ToThaMAXXX69: You win a Stanley Cup? Win 12!
Staalboy_11: Call up Ovechkin and be all “Heeyyyy wangnose!”
Fleruy_Avec_Sprinkles: You could learn to crochet!
***Stunned silence***
Fleruy_Avec_Sprinkles: What? Is another skill that’s not just hockey he can be good at!
Sidney_NOT_Kidney: You’re right, guys! I still have a lot to do! Thanks! I’m going to get back on the ice and show the hockey world what’s what!
Fleruy_Avec_Sprinkles: Yaay!
Sidney_NOT_Kidney:…Right after I stop feeling dizzy and nauseated whenever I put on skates.
Fleruy_Avec_Sprinkles: Ahh, poop.
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