Welcome to the latest edition of Ryan Henning Rocks. I have an incredible string going, as this will be my 7th consecutive post. And yet you keep coming back. I cannot be stopped. Even if I keep up with the sentence fragments.
As a special reward to my posting perseverence, I have selected my surprisingly scrappy Minnesota Wild as the VDGOTW. They play the reigning Cup champs on Wednesday, which will be very exciting.
What the Hell, Schultz hasn’t posted yet this YEAR?
DRINK
… Every time a rookie defensemen is on the ice for the Wild. It will happen a lot. Pace yourselves. Here I am again. Sentence fragments.
… If the goalies fight. It seems to be a trend lately. Don’t piss of Backstrom! He’s Finnish!
… If Tomas Kopecky makes you forget all about Dustin Byfuglien
…. if Fernando Pisani reminds you that you were going to take your niece to Gnomeo and Juliet this weekend.
Drinking Player of the Week: Jonathan Toews
Look at that dude. He’s deep. What do the ladies of talk-sports have to say?
– I should note that when you search Jonathan Toews, the 4th suggested search is “Jonathan Toews Miley Cyrus”.
– Most of his girlfriend thread is about hockey. What?! I want some juicy gossip, yo!
– Firtunately, the game ended, and it was back to ogling pictures of Toews. His eyes, according to commentor Stoogey are AMAZING.
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